French Class tody startd out boring, but then Eric told me to make up a game.....


Storytime!
[Heidi] Once upon a time there was a grapefruit that was very sad because he had one green eye and one brown eye. He went to...
[Eric]...Jesus and asked him to sniff some fat caterpillars. Jesus gladly....
[Marcus]...impald him on a fork and fed him to someone named Chadwick, who needed a cure for his narcolepsy (breakfast food helps)...
[Susan] Chadwick's single desire was to be initiated into the Secret Society of Two Bad Ants, led by, you guessed it, two bad, very fat ants attempting to aid in the revival of Marxism,
[David Sanders]...an outdated philosophy created by hit 80's singer Cyndi Lauper, the inventor of happy feet. Unfortunately, Chadwick was impaled on incredibly sharp bubblewrap so his movement was tramled, but luckily, his spirit lived on in...
[Chriss Westphal]...Bob, his clone. Bob unfortunately ate froot loops, a foreign and poisonous version of Fruit Loops. This caused random-scientist 'D' to invent...
[Eric]...Cheeze Wiz, one of the only known cures to the horrible froot loops. Unfortunately, most people died after...
[Heidi]...eating Cheeze Wiz, which turned out to be a poisonous variety of the more well-known cheese substitute, Cheez Whiz. Among the dead were Cyndi Lauper, one of the Two Bad Ants, Jesus, Alfred E. Neustadt, and Aserix. Chadwick and Bob mourned the loss of their comrades and...
[Marcus]...decided to move to Freedomville, the capital of Freedom Land, where they drank Freedom Wine and ate Freedom Fries.