Here's a thought...
On George Dubya's new "No Child Left Behind" bill: Veeery shrewd! I mean, it's got to be THE most ridiculous proposition for quite some time. The premise is that every public school in America is put in a category based on the performance of their LEAST MOTIVATED LOSERS. (Let's hear it for being PC!) Think of that slacker guy/girl in the back of the classroom who does absolutely NOTHING all semester. Got their picture? Good. Now, fast forward to 6 months later. **POOF!** Poindexter.
Not very realistic....but that's what the bill calls for. SME is now on the probation list, and if our slackers don't morph into productive members of society, we lose beaucoup bucks and Uncle Sam pooh-pooh's our alma mater. But really, it's a very clever name! I'll bet you that half of the congresspeople didn't even read the whole 18,000 page bill. It would have been a waste of time, because you CAN'T vote against something called "No Child Left Behind!" You'd never get reelected! "Gasp! Senator Jones wants to leave children behind!!! Omygawd!!" If I'm ever a senator I'll think up something really ridiculous and call it the Anti-Babyeater Bill. It'll win for sure. Way to go George! That's using the old noodle!